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Screams and Whispers: 69 Humor Pieces Rejected by the New Yorker

Screams and Whispers: 69 Humor Pieces Rejected by the New Yorker

"Screams & Whispers" is a collection of Dave Martin's previously published literary humor pieces.

2013

Stories

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Published in
Crow’s Feet: Life As We Age

What I’ve Learned At 65

With age comes wisdom…..sort of

May 1, 2021

What I’ve Learned At 65

May 1, 2021

Pinned

Published in
Crow’s Feet: Life As We Age

How to Tell You’re Over 70

Without looking at your birth certificate

May 10, 2022

How to Tell You’re Over 70

May 10, 2022

Published in
The Left Is Right

Dump the Trump

Or get ready for the end of democracy

1d ago

Dump the Trump

1d ago

Published in
MuddyUm

2024 Asks for Do-over

It can’t get any worse, can it?

2d ago

2024 Asks for Do-over

2d ago

Published in
Crow’s Feet: Life As We Age

The Church of Everyday Eventists

Praying at the altar of regularity

6d ago

The Church of Everyday Eventists

6d ago

Published in
CanadEH

How I Spent My $200

Ontario gives everyone an extra tax refund

Feb 4

How I Spent My $200

Feb 4

Published in
The Left Is Right

Hey, Pumpkin Head

Why don’t you pick on someone your own size?

Feb 2

Hey, Pumpkin Head

Feb 2

Published in
The Haven

New Conspiracy Theories

Not involving JFK, RFK or MLK

Jan 30

New Conspiracy Theories

Jan 30

Published in
Beyond the Scoreboard

Iceless Hockey

Canada’s second-most favorite game

Jan 25

Two people play an old-fashion table hockey game.

Jan 25

Published in
The Left Is Right

America’s Idiocracy

What to call Trump’s form of government

Jan 22

America’s Idiocracy

Jan 22

David Martin

David Martin

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Wordsmith, humorist and author of “Dare to be Average” on Amazon. Support Dave’s writing by joining Medium: https://daretobeaverage.medium.com/membership

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