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Screams and Whispers: 69 Humor Pieces Rejected by the New Yorker

Screams and Whispers: 69 Humor Pieces Rejected by the New Yorker

"Screams & Whispers" is a collection of Dave Martin's previously published literary humor pieces.

2013

Stories

Pinned

David Martin
in
Crow’s Feet

What I’ve Learned At 65

With age comes wisdom…..sort of

May 1, 2021

What I’ve Learned At 65

May 1, 2021

Pinned

David Martin
in
Crow’s Feet

How to Tell You’re Over 70

Without looking at your birth certificate

May 10, 2022

How to Tell You’re Over 70

May 10, 2022

David Martin
in
The Haven

Georgia On My Couch

Former red state seeks therapy

1d ago

Georgia On My Couch

1d ago

David Martin
in
The Left Is Right

Dr. Politics

A Washington-based therapist

4d ago

Dr. Politics

4d ago

David Martin
in
The Left Is Right

Is Trump A Toddler?

Checking the guidelines for toddler development

Nov 6

Is Trump A Toddler?

Nov 6

David Martin
in
The Haven

Kim Goes Hollywood

North Korean dictator firms up three-picture deal

Nov 4

Kim Goes Hollywood

Nov 4

David Martin
in
The Left Is Right

It’s Biden’s Fault

Making Joe Biden a scapegoat solves everything

Oct 31

It’s Biden’s Fault

Oct 31

David Martin
in
The Left Is Right

Testing Your Canadian “Bona Fides”

Helpful info for potential American immigrants

Oct 28

Testing Your Canadian “Bona Fides”

Oct 28

David Martin
in
The Haven

Gramma Lee

If your grandmother reviewed your writing

Oct 27

Gramma Lee

Oct 27

David Martin
in
MuddyUm

The PETV Newsletter

People for the Ethical Treatment of Vegetables

Oct 25

The PETV Newsletter

Oct 25

David Martin

David Martin

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Wordsmith, humorist and author of “Dare to be Average” on Amazon. Support Dave’s writing by joining Medium: https://daretobeaverage.medium.com/membership

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