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Screams and Whispers: 69 Humor Pieces Rejected by the New Yorker

Screams and Whispers: 69 Humor Pieces Rejected by the New Yorker

"Screams & Whispers" is a collection of Dave Martin's previously published literary humor pieces.

2013

Stories

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Published in
Crow’s Feet: Life As We Age

What I’ve Learned At 65

With age comes wisdom…..sort of

May 1, 2021

What I’ve Learned At 65

May 1, 2021

Pinned

Published in
Crow’s Feet: Life As We Age

How to Tell You’re Over 70

Without looking at your birth certificate

May 10, 2022

How to Tell You’re Over 70

May 10, 2022

Published in
The Left Is Right

The ABCs of Donald Trump

Check out his failings from A to Z

3d ago

The ABCs of Donald Trump

3d ago

Published in
The Haven

A Message to Our Readers

A sampling of newspaper error corrections

Dec 23

A Message to Our Readers

Dec 23

Published in
The Left Is Right

The Night Before Christmas

With apologies to Clement C. Moore

Dec 17

The Night Before Christmas

Dec 17

Published in
Beyond the Scoreboard

A Home Run, Standing O, and Happy Birthday for this Expo

A memorable singleton at Jarry Park

Dec 14

A dirty, old Montreal Expos’ baseball hat rests on a desk on top of some typed papers.

Dec 14

Published in
The Left Is Right

Dave’s Kitchen Cabinet

I just followed Donald Trump’s lead

Dec 11

Dave’s Kitchen Cabinet

Dec 11

Published in
Beyond the Scoreboard

Personal Sports-Team Allegiances

The psychology of fandom

Dec 10

Personal Sports-Team Allegiances

Dec 10

Published in
The Left Is Right

Santa Trump

And his unintentional gift to the Democrats

Dec 8

Santa Trump

Dec 8

Published in
The Left Is Right

Pardon Me

Trump has a plan

Dec 6

Pardon Me

Dec 6

David Martin

David Martin

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Wordsmith, humorist and author of “Dare to be Average” on Amazon. Support Dave’s writing by joining Medium: https://daretobeaverage.medium.com/membership

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