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Screams and Whispers: 69 Humor Pieces Rejected by the New Yorker

Screams and Whispers: 69 Humor Pieces Rejected by the New Yorker

"Screams & Whispers" is a collection of Dave Martin's previously published literary humor pieces.

2013

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Crow’s Feet: Life As We Age

What I’ve Learned At 65

With age comes wisdom…..sort of

May 1, 2021

What I’ve Learned At 65

May 1, 2021

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Published in
Crow’s Feet: Life As We Age

How to Tell You’re Over 70

Without looking at your birth certificate

May 10, 2022

How to Tell You’re Over 70

May 10, 2022

Published in
Beyond the Scoreboard

Hockey Night Outside Canada

Growing up Canadian in northern New York

19h ago

Hockey Night Outside Canada

19h ago

Published in
The Left Is Right

The Donald Trump Non-Advent Calendar

How to keep your outrage boiling

4d ago

The Donald Trump Non-Advent Calendar

4d ago

Published in
Crow’s Feet: Life As We Age

Geriatric Bingo

Fun with illness

Mar 22

Geriatric Bingo

Mar 22

Published in
The Left Is Right

Declaration of War

It’s not us Donald, it’s you

Mar 19

Declaration of War

Mar 19

Published in
The Haven

The Wit and Wisdom of Donald Trump

Who makes Winston Churchill look like a piker

Mar 16

The Wit and Wisdom of Donald Trump

Mar 16

Published in
CanadEH

I Am Canadian

Trump helped me decide

Mar 12

I Am Canadian

Mar 12

Published in
The Left Is Right

All in a Twitter

How to avoid a sex scandal in Washington

Mar 10

All in a Twitter

Mar 10

Published in
MuddyUm

All Hail, Il Douché

Just lie back and think of America

Mar 6

All Hail, Il Douché

Mar 6

David Martin

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Wordsmith, humorist and author of “Dare to be Average” on Amazon. Support Dave’s writing by joining Medium: https://daretobeaverage.medium.com/membership

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