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Screams and Whispers: 69 Humor Pieces Rejected by the New Yorker

Screams and Whispers: 69 Humor Pieces Rejected by the New Yorker

"Screams & Whispers" is a collection of Dave Martin's previously published literary humor pieces.

2013

Stories

Pinned

Published in
Crow’s Feet: Life As We Age

What I’ve Learned At 65

With age comes wisdom…..sort of

May 1, 2021

What I’ve Learned At 65

May 1, 2021

Pinned

Published in
Crow’s Feet: Life As We Age

How to Tell You’re Over 70

Without looking at your birth certificate

May 10, 2022

How to Tell You’re Over 70

May 10, 2022

Published in
The Left Is Right

One Damaged Duck

It turns out it was no swan

Just now

One Damaged Duck

Just now

Published in
Blow Your Stack

Chat NFW

Head vs. brick wall

2d ago

Chat NFW

2d ago

Published in
MuddyUm

Letter to The Donald

Helping out with his deportation plan

5d ago

Letter to The Donald

5d ago

Published in
The Haven

Georgia On My Couch

Former red state seeks therapy

Nov 12

Georgia On My Couch

Nov 12

Published in
The Left Is Right

Dr. Politics

A Washington-based therapist

Nov 9

Dr. Politics

Nov 9

Published in
The Left Is Right

Is Trump A Toddler?

Checking the guidelines for toddler development

Nov 6

Is Trump A Toddler?

Nov 6

Published in
The Haven

Kim Goes Hollywood

North Korean dictator firms up three-picture deal

Nov 4

Kim Goes Hollywood

Nov 4

Published in
The Left Is Right

It’s Biden’s Fault

Making Joe Biden a scapegoat solves everything

Oct 31

It’s Biden’s Fault

Oct 31

David Martin

David Martin

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Wordsmith, humorist and author of “Dare to be Average” on Amazon. Support Dave’s writing by joining Medium: https://daretobeaverage.medium.com/membership

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