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Screams and Whispers: 69 Humor Pieces Rejected by the New Yorker

Screams and Whispers: 69 Humor Pieces Rejected by the New Yorker

"Screams & Whispers" is a collection of Dave Martin's previously published literary humor pieces.

2013

Stories

Pinned

In

Crow’s Feet: Life As We Age

by

David Martin

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May 1, 2021

What I’ve Learned At 65

With age comes wisdom…..sort of

What I’ve Learned At 65

Pinned

In

Crow’s Feet: Life As We Age

by

David Martin

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May 10, 2022

How to Tell You’re Over 70

Without looking at your birth certificate

How to Tell You’re Over 70

In

CanadEH

by

David Martin

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4d ago

Bureaucrats’ Trap

A game show for federal government workers

a photo of stacked old metal filing cabinets

In

Crow’s Feet: Life As We Age

by

David Martin

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Jul 4

Spare Change

What can you buy for 40 cents?

Spare Change

In

The Left Is Right

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David Martin

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Jun 30

America’s Psychiatric Assessment

The U. S. takes to the couch

America’s Psychiatric Assessment

In

The Haven

by

David Martin

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Jun 29

Canada’s Declaration of War

No more Mr. Nice Guy

Canada’s Declaration of War

In

The Memoirist

by

David Martin

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Jun 23

A Canadian Yankee

I am a proud Canadian but part of me remains American

A Canadian Yankee

In

The Left Is Right

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David Martin

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Jun 18

Emperor Trump

Don Quixote Trump and Sancho Vance save the world

Emperor Trump

In

CanadEH

by

David Martin

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Jun 14

Dear Donald

Please save us from our parliamentary democracy

Dear Donald

In

The Haven

by

David Martin

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Jun 9

Happy Birthday, Dear Leader

Best wishes for Donald Trump’s 80th birthday

Happy Birthday, Dear Leader

David Martin

David Martin

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Author of “Dare to be Average” on Amazon. To get notified of a new story from Dave Martin, cllick on "Follow" and select "Email notification on."

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