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Screams and Whispers: 69 Humor Pieces Rejected by the New Yorker

Screams and Whispers: 69 Humor Pieces Rejected by the New Yorker

"Screams & Whispers" is a collection of Dave Martin's previously published literary humor pieces.

2013

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What I’ve Learned At 65

With age comes wisdom…..sort of

May 1, 2021

What I’ve Learned At 65

May 1, 2021

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How to Tell You’re Over 70

Without looking at your birth certificate

May 10, 2022

How to Tell You’re Over 70

May 10, 2022

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Bowdler Sucks

What’s with all this censoring?

3d ago

Bowdler Sucks

3d ago

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The Bourne Senility

When blockbuster movie franchises release one too many sequels

6d ago

The Bourne Senility

6d ago

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Trump’s M.R.I.

Move along, nothing to see here

Nov 1

Trump’s M.R.I.

Nov 1

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Senior’s Product Label

May not be removed under penalty of law

Oct 27

Senior’s Product Label

Oct 27

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RFK, Jr.’s Medical Advice Column

Guidance from a one-trick pony

Oct 23

RFK, Jr.’s Medical Advice Column

Oct 23

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Boomers Never Die

They’ve decided to turn back the clock

Oct 20

Boomers Never Die

Oct 20

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Hegseth Rolls the Dice

And seeks to school the commander-in-chief

Oct 15

Hegseth Rolls the Dice

Oct 15

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The Book of Oprah

And the gospel of daytime television

Oct 12

The Book of Oprah

Oct 12

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