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Screams and Whispers: 69 Humor Pieces Rejected by the New Yorker

Screams and Whispers: 69 Humor Pieces Rejected by the New Yorker

"Screams & Whispers" is a collection of Dave Martin's previously published literary humor pieces.

2013

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Pinned

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Crow’s Feet

What I’ve Learned At 65

With age comes wisdom…..sort of

May 1, 2021

What I’ve Learned At 65

May 1, 2021

Pinned

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Crow’s Feet

How to Tell You’re Over 70

Without looking at your birth certificate

May 10, 2022

How to Tell You’re Over 70

May 10, 2022

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Cogito Corner

Gender Broken

Losing my male identity

Aug 28

Gender Broken

Aug 28

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The Left Is Right

Swinging Voters

A couple experiments with different positions

Aug 24

Swinging Voters

Aug 24

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The Left Is Right

Uncle Donald’s Bedtime Stories

Trump’s Tall Tales

Aug 18

Uncle Donald’s Bedtime Stories

Aug 18

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The Left Is Right

A Sign for the Times

Political lawn signs for everyone

Aug 13

A Sign for the Times

Aug 13

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The Left Is Right

America’s New Currency

We’re still waiting for Harriet Tubman to show up on the twenty-dollar bill

Aug 10

America’s New Currency

Aug 10

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The Left Is Right

A Political Decathlon

How to quickly whittle down the number of presidential candidates

Aug 8

A Political Decathlon

Aug 8

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The Left Is Right

Trump-Be-Gone

Dealing with political pests

Aug 5

Trump-Be-Gone

Aug 5

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Blow Your Stack

Go for the Real Gold

All that Olympics money could be better spent elsewhere

Aug 3

Go for the Real Gold

Aug 3

David Martin

David Martin

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Wordsmith, humorist and author of “Dare to be Average” on Amazon. Support Dave’s writing by joining Medium: https://daretobeaverage.medium.com/membership

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