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Screams and Whispers: 69 Humor Pieces Rejected by the New Yorker

Screams and Whispers: 69 Humor Pieces Rejected by the New Yorker

"Screams & Whispers" is a collection of Dave Martin's previously published literary humor pieces.

2013

Stories

Pinned

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Crow’s Feet

What I’ve Learned At 65

With age comes wisdom…..sort of

May 1, 2021

What I’ve Learned At 65

May 1, 2021

Pinned

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in
Crow’s Feet

How to Tell You’re Over 70

Without looking at your birth certificate

May 10, 2022

How to Tell You’re Over 70

May 10, 2022

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in
The Left Is Right

Trump’s Texting Abbreviations

Exploring The Donald’s shorthand

1d ago

Trump’s Texting Abbreviations

1d ago

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in
The Left Is Right

The Ultimate Swing Voter

It’s Mr. Husker from Nebraska

4d ago

The Ultimate Swing Voter

4d ago

David Martin
in
Crow’s Feet

How to Tell You’re a Tourist in Your 70s

Spot the traveling senior

6d ago

How to Tell You’re a Tourist in Your 70s

6d ago

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in
The Left Is Right

Letter of Resignation

Wherein I quit the National Association of Political Satirists

Sep 9

Letter of Resignation

Sep 9

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Cogito Corner

Gender Broken

Losing my male identity

Aug 28

Gender Broken

Aug 28

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in
The Left Is Right

Swinging Voters

A couple experiments with different positions

Aug 24

Swinging Voters

Aug 24

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in
The Left Is Right

Uncle Donald’s Bedtime Stories

Trump’s Tall Tales

Aug 18

Uncle Donald’s Bedtime Stories

Aug 18

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in
The Left Is Right

A Sign for the Times

Political lawn signs for everyone

Aug 13

A Sign for the Times

Aug 13

David Martin

David Martin

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Wordsmith, humorist and author of “Dare to be Average” on Amazon. Support Dave’s writing by joining Medium: https://daretobeaverage.medium.com/membership

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