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Screams and Whispers: 69 Humor Pieces Rejected by the New Yorker

Screams and Whispers: 69 Humor Pieces Rejected by the New Yorker

"Screams & Whispers" is a collection of Dave Martin's previously published literary humor pieces.

2013

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Crow’s Feet: Life As We Age

What I’ve Learned At 65

With age comes wisdom…..sort of

May 1, 2021

What I’ve Learned At 65

May 1, 2021

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Crow’s Feet: Life As We Age

How to Tell You’re Over 70

Without looking at your birth certificate

May 10, 2022

How to Tell You’re Over 70

May 10, 2022

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The Left Is Right

Donald and the Boys

Try to figure out Ukraine

3h ago

Donald and the Boys

3h ago

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Crow’s Feet: Life As We Age

The Old Barnyard Dog

We both have something in common

2d ago

The Old Barnyard Dog

2d ago

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The Left Is Right

The Trump in the Moon

If he can’t be on Mount Rushmore, then what?

5d ago

The Trump in the Moon

5d ago

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The Haven

Another One Bites the Dust

Royalty-free songs for The Donald

Jul 6

Another One Bites the Dust

Jul 6

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MuddyUm

The Sweet Smell Of Excess

Trump Victory 45–47 cologne and eau de parfum

Jul 3

The Sweet Smell Of Excess

Jul 3

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Blow Your Stack

Kettlemans Scores A Triple Bagel

Three strikes and you’re out

Jul 1

Kettlemans Scores A Triple Bagel

Jul 1

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The Left Is Right

Thanks But No Thanks

Pete Hegseth annoys God

Jul 1

Thanks But No Thanks

Jul 1

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The Left Is Right

A New MAGA Curriculum

Linda McMahon looks to re-educate America

Jun 27

A New MAGA Curriculum

Jun 27

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David Martin

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Wordsmith, humorist and author of “Dare to be Average” on Amazon. Support Dave’s writing by joining Medium: https://daretobeaverage.medium.com/membership

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