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Screams and Whispers: 69 Humor Pieces Rejected by the New Yorker

Screams and Whispers: 69 Humor Pieces Rejected by the New Yorker

"Screams & Whispers" is a collection of Dave Martin's previously published literary humor pieces.

2013

Stories

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Published in
Crow’s Feet: Life As We Age

What I’ve Learned At 65

With age comes wisdom…..sort of

May 1, 2021

What I’ve Learned At 65

May 1, 2021

Pinned

Published in
Crow’s Feet: Life As We Age

How to Tell You’re Over 70

Without looking at your birth certificate

May 10, 2022

How to Tell You’re Over 70

May 10, 2022

Published in
Crow’s Feet: Life As We Age

If I Had a Million Dollars

Would I be rich?

3d ago

If I Had a Million Dollars

3d ago

Published in
The Left Is Right

America Driving Drunk

Quit before you do even more damage

6d ago

America Driving Drunk

6d ago

Published in
The Left Is Right

America as High School

And we’re all stuck living in the lunchroom

May 4

America as High School

May 4

Published in
MuddyUm

The All-purpose Apology

The “I’m sorry” generator

May 1

The All-purpose Apology

May 1

Published in
Crow’s Feet: Life As We Age

New Rules for Seniors

Forget about all those healthy options

Apr 27

New Rules for Seniors

Apr 27

Published in
The Haven

All the News That Fits in the Litter Box

101 uses for your daily newspaper

Apr 25

All the News That Fits in the Litter Box

Apr 25

Published in
The Left Is Right

Playing Games with The Donald

There’s always only one winner

Apr 21

Playing Games with The Donald

Apr 21

Published in
The Left Is Right

All for Guns and Guns for All

Let’s think outside the firing range

Apr 18

All for Guns and Guns for All

Apr 18

David Martin

David Martin

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Wordsmith, humorist and author of “Dare to be Average” on Amazon. Support Dave’s writing by joining Medium: https://daretobeaverage.medium.com/membership

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