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Screams and Whispers: 69 Humor Pieces Rejected by the New Yorker

Screams and Whispers: 69 Humor Pieces Rejected by the New Yorker

"Screams & Whispers" is a collection of Dave Martin's previously published literary humor pieces.

2013

Stories

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Crow’s Feet: Life As We Age

What I’ve Learned At 65

With age comes wisdom…..sort of

May 1, 2021

What I’ve Learned At 65

May 1, 2021

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Published in
Crow’s Feet: Life As We Age

How to Tell You’re Over 70

Without looking at your birth certificate

May 10, 2022

How to Tell You’re Over 70

May 10, 2022

Published in
The Haven

The Wit and Wisdom of Donald Trump

Who makes Winston Churchill look like a piker

1d ago

The Wit and Wisdom of Donald Trump

1d ago

Published in
CanadEH

I Am Canadian

Trump helped me decide

4d ago

I Am Canadian

4d ago

Published in
The Left Is Right

All in a Twitter

How to avoid a sex scandal in Washington

6d ago

All in a Twitter

6d ago

Published in
MuddyUm

All Hail, Il Douché

Just lie back and think of America

Mar 6

All Hail, Il Douché

Mar 6

Published in
The Left Is Right

America’s Not That Great

Like so much of what Trump says, MAGA is a lie

Mar 4

America’s Not That Great

Mar 4

Published in
The Haven

Adventures in Trumpland

It makes Wonderland seem almost normal

Mar 1

Adventures in Trumpland

Mar 1

Published in
The Left Is Right

Canada, the 51st State: A Novel

Trump tries his hand at writing

Feb 25

Canada, the 51st State: A Novel

Feb 25

Published in
The Left Is Right

The White House Casino

Trump takes on another gambling venture

Feb 21

The White House Casino

Feb 21

David Martin

David Martin

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Wordsmith, humorist and author of “Dare to be Average” on Amazon. Support Dave’s writing by joining Medium: https://daretobeaverage.medium.com/membership

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