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My friend said, “Drinking never made anyone’s life better.” I concurred but I wasn’t sure I agreed. I don’t know that woman anymore. Just kidding. She’s my mother.

You Didn’t Marry the Wrong Guy. You Spent too Much Time Browsing
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David Martin
David Martin

Written by David Martin

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Wordsmith, humorist and author of “Dare to be Average” on Amazon. Support Dave’s writing by joining Medium: https://daretobeaverage.medium.com/membership

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