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… fireplace. I didn’t know you could just take something that doesn’t work and call it “decorative.” It’s great though, because now I have a decorative fireplace, a decorative clock, and when he’s drunk, my boyfriend has a decorative dick.
6 Jokes That Bombed On Stage
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Dec 16, 2021
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