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Screams and Whispers: 69 Humor Pieces Rejected by the New Yorker

Screams and Whispers: 69 Humor Pieces Rejected by the New Yorker

"Screams & Whispers" is a collection of Dave Martin's previously published literary humor pieces.

2013

Stories

Pinned

David Martin
in
Crow’s Feet

What I’ve Learned At 65

With age comes wisdom…..sort of

3 min readMay 1, 2021

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What I’ve Learned At 65

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Pinned

David Martin
in
Crow’s Feet

How to Tell You’re Over 70

Without looking at your birth certificate

3 min readMay 10, 2022

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How to Tell You’re Over 70

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63

David Martin
in
MuddyUm

A Cannibal’s Wine Cellar

What to serve when you’re having a “friend” for dinner

3 min read1 day ago

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2

An elegant chicken dinner with vegetables and wine

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2

David Martin
in
The Left Is Right

The Unsinkable Donald Trump

He’s deserving of a new American record

3 min read3 days ago

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The Unsinkable Donald Trump

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David Martin

Misfortune Cookies

How some literary greats got their start in commercial writing

3 min read6 days ago

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Misfortune Cookies

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David Martin
in
Crow’s Feet

Ode to a Spouse

The effect of thirty years of marriage on a poet’s work

2 min readApr 25, 2024

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Ode to a Spouse

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David Martin
in
The Haven

Omnibus Parking Lot Regulations

Best to follow them if you ever want to see your vehicle again

2 min readApr 20, 2024

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Omnibus Parking Lot Regulations

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David Martin
in
The Left Is Right

Lie Back and Think of America

At least he’s not Ted Cruz

3 min readApr 15, 2024

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Lie Back and Think of America

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David Martin
in
Crow’s Feet

What I’ve Learned at 74

The older I get, the more I learn….unfortunately

2 min readApr 11, 2024

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What I’ve Learned at 74

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David Martin
in
The Left Is Right

Political Nerds

Watch both CNN and C-SPAN

2 min readApr 9, 2024

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Political Nerds

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David Martin

David Martin

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Wordsmith, humorist and author of “Dare to be Average” on Amazon. Support Dave’s writing by joining Medium: https://daretobeaverage.medium.com/membership

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