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David Martin

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Screams and Whispers: 69 Humor Pieces Rejected by the New Yorker

Screams and Whispers: 69 Humor Pieces Rejected by the New Yorker

"Screams & Whispers" is a collection of Dave Martin's previously published literary humor pieces.

2013

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Pinned

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Crow’s Feet

What I’ve Learned At 65

With age comes wisdom…..sort of

May 1, 2021

What I’ve Learned At 65

May 1, 2021

Pinned

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Crow’s Feet

How to Tell You’re Over 70

Without looking at your birth certificate

May 10, 2022

How to Tell You’re Over 70

May 10, 2022

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The Left Is Right

Angry States

Non-swing states want to cash in, too

1d ago

Angry States

1d ago

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The Left Is Right

Donald the Digital Demagogue

When the going gets tough, the tough start insulting

4d ago

Donald the Digital Demagogue

4d ago

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The Left Is Right

How to Tell if Trump Won

There’ll be lots of signs

Oct 7

How to Tell if Trump Won

Oct 7

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The Left Is Right

Listen Up, MAGA Nation

It’s all fun and games until someone gets hurt

Oct 5

Listen Up, MAGA Nation

Oct 5

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The Haven

Orange’s uPhone

Be done with all that annoying software

Oct 2

Orange’s uPhone

Oct 2

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The Left Is Right

A Trump Tour of Duty

Surviving combat with The Donald

Sep 29

A Trump Tour of Duty

Sep 29

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in
Crow’s Feet

Dear Potential Facebook Friend

Thank you for your kind invitation but….

Sep 27

Dear Potential Facebook Friend

Sep 27

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MuddyUm

Translating Call Center Chat

What’s that customer rep really saying?

Sep 24

Translating Call Center Chat

Sep 24

David Martin

David Martin

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Wordsmith, humorist and author of “Dare to be Average” on Amazon. Support Dave’s writing by joining Medium: https://daretobeaverage.medium.com/membership

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