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Screams and Whispers: 69 Humor Pieces Rejected by the New Yorker

Screams and Whispers: 69 Humor Pieces Rejected by the New Yorker

"Screams & Whispers" is a collection of Dave Martin's previously published literary humor pieces.

2013

Stories

Pinned

Published in
Crow’s Feet: Life As We Age

What I’ve Learned At 65

With age comes wisdom…..sort of

May 1, 2021

What I’ve Learned At 65

May 1, 2021

Pinned

Published in
Crow’s Feet: Life As We Age

How to Tell You’re Over 70

Without looking at your birth certificate

May 10, 2022

How to Tell You’re Over 70

May 10, 2022

Published in
CanadEH

Dave Martin for PM

My ongoing search for employment

4d ago

donald trump greeting justin trudeau

4d ago

Published in
The Left Is Right

Cabinet Apprentice

Trump’s plans to make America even greater

5d ago

Cabinet Apprentice

5d ago

Published in
Beyond the Scoreboard

Yogian Analysis

Yogi Berra-based psychotherapy

Jan 12

A lone dirty baseball rests in some dirt.

Jan 12

Published in
Crow’s Feet: Life As We Age

Grumpy Old Trump

Tells kids to get off the White House lawn

Jan 10

Grumpy Old Trump

Jan 10

Published in
MuddyUm

Hey, Orange Face!

Keep your tiny mitts off Canada

Jan 8

Hey, Orange Face!

Jan 8

Published in
The Left Is Right

Presidential Valedictories

Pay attention to their parting words

Jan 6

Presidential Valedictories

Jan 6

Published in
The Memoirist

Quitting the Demon Weed

How Gestapo techniques helped me stop smoking

Jan 3

Quitting the Demon Weed

Jan 3

Published in
The Left Is Right

UN Weather Forecast

It’s cloudy out there

Dec 31, 2024

UN Weather Forecast

Dec 31, 2024

David Martin

David Martin

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Wordsmith, humorist and author of “Dare to be Average” on Amazon. Support Dave’s writing by joining Medium: https://daretobeaverage.medium.com/membership

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