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Screams and Whispers: 69 Humor Pieces Rejected by the New Yorker

Screams and Whispers: 69 Humor Pieces Rejected by the New Yorker

"Screams & Whispers" is a collection of Dave Martin's previously published literary humor pieces.

2013

Stories

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Published in
Crow’s Feet: Life As We Age

What I’ve Learned At 65

With age comes wisdom…..sort of

May 1, 2021

What I’ve Learned At 65

May 1, 2021

Pinned

Published in
Crow’s Feet: Life As We Age

How to Tell You’re Over 70

Without looking at your birth certificate

May 10, 2022

How to Tell You’re Over 70

May 10, 2022

Published in
The Left Is Right

Playing Games with The Donald

There’s always only one winner

2d ago

Playing Games with The Donald

2d ago

Published in
The Left Is Right

All for Guns and Guns for All

Let’s think outside the firing range

6d ago

All for Guns and Guns for All

6d ago

Published in
The Left Is Right

The Gospel According to Trump

In which Donald is chosen by God

Apr 15

The Gospel According to Trump

Apr 15

Published in
MuddyUm

Trump’s Little Red Book

The teachings of Chairman Don

Apr 9

Trump’s Little Red Book

Apr 9

Published in
Crow’s Feet: Life As We Age

My Last Words

Exiting this life in style

Apr 6

My Last Words

Apr 6

Published in
The Left Is Right

How to Survive the Next Four Years

Putting up with Trump and J. D. Vance

Apr 3

How to Survive the Next Four Years

Apr 3

Published in
The Haven

A White House Press Release

Donald Trump finally sees the light

Mar 31

A White House Press Release

Mar 31

Published in
Beyond the Scoreboard

Hockey Night Outside Canada

Growing up Canadian in northern New York

Mar 29

Hockey Night Outside Canada

Mar 29

David Martin

David Martin

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Wordsmith, humorist and author of “Dare to be Average” on Amazon. Support Dave’s writing by joining Medium: https://daretobeaverage.medium.com/membership

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